tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhaenge,
to ek roz tere daddy Amrish Puri Ban Jayenge
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye, 
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,  

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
Tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookhon ki hadtal priye
 tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye
tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye, 
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, 
 

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye, 
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, 
 

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon, 
kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
 

main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,
tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,
dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye, 
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, 
 

tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
tum ho mamta-jailalita si, main kwara atal-bihari hoon, 
tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,  

main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, tum  rahe ho mujhko jhel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye

gurdeepsikri@yahoo.com

Your Personality 1. By Name 2. By Month

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1. By Name Does your name begin with: A?

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you never pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, & not very emotional. Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: B?

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: C?

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: D?

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humor. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.

 ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: E?

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover.

________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: F?

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: G?

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.

________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: H?

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun & everything you seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvements often, as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: I?

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of statement. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: J?

You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. ( you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: K?

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: L?

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: M?

You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.

 ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: N?

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.

________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: O?

You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: P?

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: Q?

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: R?

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: S?

For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet. You like being the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: T?

You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. Music, soft lights & romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change; you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn ! out to save your life. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: U?

You are enthusiastic & at you're happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: V?

You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see hat makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: W?

You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like laying love games. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: X?

You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: Y?

You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic. ________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: Z?

You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's savior.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 By Month

JANUARY

*Ambitious and serious *Loves to teach and be taught *Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses *Likes to criticize *Hardworking and productive *Smart, neat and organised *Sensitive and has deep thoughts *Knows how to make others happy *Quiet unless excited or tensed *Rather reserved *Highly attentive *Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds *Romantic but has difficulties expressing love *Loves children *Homely person *Loyal *Needs to improve social abilities *Easily jealous.

FEBRUARY

*Abstract thoughts *Loves reality and abstract *Intelligent and clever *Changing personality *Temperamental *Quiet, shy and humble *Low self esteem *Honest and loyal *Determined to reach goals *Loves freedom *Rebellious when restricted *Loves aggressiveness *Too sensitive and easily hurt *Showing anger easily *Dislike unnecessary things *Loves making friends but rarely shows it *Daring and stubborn *Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes *Sharp *Loves entertainment and leisure *Romantic on the inside not outside *Superstitious and ludicrous *Spendthrift *Learns to show emotions.

MARCH

*Attractive personality *Affectionate *Shy and reserved *Secretive *Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic *Loves peace and serenity *Sensitive to others *Loves to serve others *Not easily angered *Trustworthy *Appreciative and returns kindness *Observant and assess others *Revengeful *Loves to dream and fantasize *Loves traveling *Loves attention *Hasty decisions in choosing partners *Loves home decors *Musically talented *Loves special things *Moody.

APRIL

*Active and dynamic *Decisive and haste but tends to regret *Attractive and affectionate to oneself *Strong mentality *Loves attention *Diplomatic *Consoling *Friendly and solves people's problems *Brave and fearless *Adventurous *Loving and caring *Suave and generous *Emotional *Revengeful *Aggressive *Hasty *Good memory *Moving *Motivate oneself and the others *Sickness usually of the head and chest *Easily get too jealous.

MAY

*Stubborn and hard-hearted *Strong-willed and highly motivated *Sharp thoughts *Easily angered *Attracts others and loves attention *Deep feelings *Beautiful physically and mentally *Firm standpoint *Easily influenced *Needs no motivation *Easily consoled *Systematic (left brain) *Loves to dream *Strong clairvoyance *Understanding *Sickness usually in the ear and neck *Good imagination *Good debating skills *Good physical *Weak breathing *Loves literature and the arts *Loves traveling *Dislike being at home *Restless *Hardworking *High spirited *Spendthrift.

JUNE

*Thinks far with vision *Easily influenced by kindness *Polite and soft-spoken *Having lots of ideas *Sensitive *Active mind *Hesitating *Tends to delay *Choosy and always wants the best *Temperamental *Funny and humorous *Loves to joke *Good debating skills *Talkative *Daydreamer *Friendly *Knows how to make friends *Abiding *Able to show character *Easily hurt *Prone to getting colds *Loves to dress up *Easily bored *Fussy *Seldom show emotions *Takes time to recover when hurt *Brand conscious *Executive *Stubborn *Those who loves me are enemies *Those who hates me are friends.

JULY

*Fun to be with *Secretive *Difficult to fathom and to be understood *Quiet unless excited or tensed *Takes pride in oneself *Has reputation *Easily consoled *Honest *Concern about people's feelings *Tactful *Friendly *Approachable *Very emotional *Temperamental and unpredictable *Moody and easily hurt *Witty and starkly *Sentimental *Not revengeful *Forgiving but never forgets *Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things *Guides others physically and mentally *Sensitive and forms impressions carefully *Caring and loving *Treats others equally *Strong sense of sympathy *Wary and sharp *Judge people through observations *Hardworking *No difficulties in studying *Loves to be alone *Always broods about the past and the old friends *Likes to be quiet *Homely person *Waits for friends *Never looks for friends *Not aggressive unless provoked *Prone to having stomach and dieting problems *Loves to be loved *Easily hurt but takes long to recover *Overly concerned *Puts in effort in work.

AUGUST

*Loves to joke *Attractive *Suave and caring *Brave and fearless *Firm and has leadership qualities *Knows how to console others *Too generous and egoistic *Take high pride of oneself *Thirsty for praises *Extraordinary spirit *Easily angered *Angry when provoked *Easily jealous *Observant *Careful and cautious *Thinks quickly *Independent thoughts *Loves to lead and to be led *Loves to dream *Talented in the arts, music and defense *Sensitive but not petty *Poor resistance against illnesses *Learns to relax *Hasty and rusty *Romantic *Loving and caring *Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER

*Suave and compromising *Careful, cautious and organized *Likes to point out people's mistakes *Likes to criticize *Quiet but able to talk well *Calm and cool *Kind and sympathetic *Concerned and detailed *Trustworthy, loyal and honest *Does work well *Sensitive *Thinking *Good memory *Clever and knowledgeable *Loves to look for information *Must control oneself when criticizing *Able to motivate oneself *Understanding *Secretive *Loves sports, leisure and traveling *Hardly shows emotions *Tends to bottle up feelings *Choosy especially in relationships *Loves wide things *Systematic.

OCTOBER

*Loves to chat *Loves those who loves him *Loves to takes things at the center *Attractive and suave *Inner and physical beauty *Does not lie or pretend *Sympathetic *Treats friends importantly *Always making friends *Easily hurt but recovers easily *Bad tempered *Selfish *Seldom helps unless asked *Daydreamer *Very opinionated *Does not care of what others think *Emotional *Decisive *Strong clairvoyance *Loves to travel, the arts and literature *Soft-spoken, loving and caring *Romantic *Touchy and easily jealous *Concerned *Loves outdoors *Just and fair *Spendthrift and easily influenced *Easily lose confidence.

NOVEMBER

 *Has a lot of ideas *Difficult to fathom *Thinks forward *Unique and brilliant *Extraordinary ideas *Sharp thinking *Fine and strong clairvoyance *Can become good doctors *Careful and cautious *Dynamic in personality *Secretive *Inquisitive *Knows how to dig secrets *Always thinking *Less talkative but amiable *Brave and generous *Patient *Stubborn and hard-hearted *If there is a will, there is a way *Determined *Never give up *Hardly become angry unless provoked *Loves to be alone *Thinks differently from others *Sharp-minded *Motivates oneself *Does not appreciate praises *High-spirited *Well-built and tough *Deep love and emotions *Romantic *Uncertain in relationships *Homely *Hardworking *High abilities *Trustworthy *Honest and keeps secrets *Not able to control emotions *Unpredictable.

DECEMBER

*Loyal and generous *Patriotic *Active in games and interactions *Impatient and hasty *Ambitious *Influential in organizations *Fun to be with *Loves to socialize *Loves praises *Loves attention *Loves to be loved *Honest and trustworthy *Not pretending *Short tempered *Changing personality *Not egoistic *Takes high pride in oneself *Hates restrictions *Loves to joke *Good sense of humor *Logical.

The Do's And Don'ts For All Zodiac Signs  

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

DO'S
Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they tend to like such people too. You will have to increase your pace to be in step with them. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward persons. With them you can be your true self (but don't try your luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love with an Arian, then you have to show your enthusiasm in all their activities (you can always yawn later!).

DON'TS
Do not tell an Aries that she/he may be wrong. Any such statement may stir a storm in a teacup. Aries are very faithful and passionate lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by making them jealous. No flirtation or fooling around with others in their presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you will be granted!).

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)

DO'S
Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. They like people who can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of color and music. Judge life with them from a purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy everything luxurious that money can provide. Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them.

DON'TS
Taurus do not loose their temper easily (in fact you may spend the whole life with them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble. Do not press him/her into a corner, and if you do, be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is capable of violent outbursts though such an event is is very rare occasions. They can be suffocating when they are possessive about you.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

DO'S
Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile person. If you have a Gemini partner you have to match your wits with his/her wits to keep the zing in the relationship. They want to be mentally stimulated so you have to be good at conversing. Your sense of humor will get you a permanent residence in the heart of a Gemini. Be more communicative with them, and if you are good at this, you will never know how hours pass by holding each other's hand.

DON'TS
Gemini's like to do many things at the same time, so if unfortunately you are the type who is looking for stability you may get disappointed. Do not hold back a Gemini or you may lose him/her, as they are restless and need change in life constantly. You should try to adopt yourself with the ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or conservative old fashion ideas are no-no in their dictionary. Change with the ever-changing Gemini and do not flow against the current.

Cancer (Jun22 - July 22)

DO'S
Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another they may sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in the ocean, always fluctuating. Cancerians love food, so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know the way to their heart.

DON'TS
Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do not play with their emotions and sentiments. They are like tides that can sweep you along. They form emotional bonds with even inanimate things, so do not ask them to discard old caps or souvenirs. Such things hold special meaning to them. You have to realize that the crabs have a soft heart and are vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line of thought and action, it would only lead to confusion.

Leo ( July 2 3  -  Aug 2 2 )

DO'S
If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of a showman, so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. They fall easily for flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too).

DON'TS
Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the bags Leo's always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let the lion take charge and remove all worries from your life.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept22)

DO'S
Virgo's are very methodical and have a great sense of duty. However, they are blind to their own faults. So, if you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their qualities. Take keen interest in what they are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers rather than their physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a success.

DON'TS
Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the center stage unless of course they do so on their own. They are shy and reserved by nature and do not like to be the cynosure of all eyes. Virgo's have secrets that they would not like to bring out in the open. So, even if you have the key to their secret skeleton-closet, hide it; do not even admit that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, do not want to tarnish their public image.

Libra (Sep 22 - Oct 23)

DO'S
Librans need peace and harmony in all their relationships, so help them maintain that. Venus, the ruling planet, gives them beauty and they have weakness for people who can compliment them about their beauty (you will not have to make an effort to do that anyway). You can help Libra seek union and partnership in life. If you have a Libra partner you can be sure to share beautiful and pleasurable moments together.

DON'TS
Libra is kind and gentle soul but very argumentative. Hence, do not start an argument or discussion unless, of course, you are free and do not know how to pass your time. They hate to lose and most probably during an argument may change sides too (remember scales can tilt) and still continue arguing from the other side. Do not push your Libra partner into making decisions. They will keep weighing pros and cons and may still not be able to come to any decision. Have patience !

                 

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

DO'S
Scorpio's are full of passion and zest for life. They have tremendous drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can enjoy the harmony and music of life with them. Scorpio's are loyal and never forget a kind deed done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your Scorpio lover, share their passion and intensity and you will be fascinated by how beautiful life can be with them.

DON'TS
Scorpio's are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to suffer agonies of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpio's have explosive tempers be careful how you handle them. They never let anyone know what is going on in their mind till they strike and you may be caught unaware. Do not flirt around in the presence of your Scorpio lover.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

DO'S
Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with them their zest and enthusiasm for life. They bubble with excitement. And if you share the same interests and hobbies, life can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone go to them. Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.

DON'TS
Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction. Hence, do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on, talking about certain things that may not even interest you, but its their way of trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and outspoken (to the point of being rude), so do not feel offended by their talks.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 20)

DO'S
Capricornians are strong and dependable. Hence, if you want to put your money on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign. They are practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For them social status and image is very important in life.

DON'TS
Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open his/her heart and pour everything to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. People born under this zodiac are very tight-fisted and economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of anything; on the contrary you will be well provided.

Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 21)

DO'S
Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for hours without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of love that can be amazing. They have a very broad outlook of life and you can relax in their presence. They will always welcome your ideas and actions about humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarius lover interested you must possess that mysterious and intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always be very faithful to you.

DON'TS
Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an Aquarius partner. Aquarians are totally unpredictable. They can go to any direction without giving any advance notice. They are basically very restless and get bored easily. Though they are very friendly, do not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to you (they never will). They can be detached and impersonal, which may seem strange to others.

Pisces (Feb 22 - Mar 21)

DO'S
Pisceans are sensitive and charming. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too, as in your time of need they are sure to help you. Pisces have a keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be right on mark. But they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition).

DON'TS
Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign).

 

     

MaiL me at....

gurdeepsikri@yahoo.com

        

r You call it madness, but I call it love.

r To fear love is to fear life

r Those who give love, gather love

r When love reigns the impossible may be attained

r True love doesn't have a happy ending: true love never have an ending

r Choose your love, and then love your choice

r The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.

r To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

r In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing.

r If could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hand.

r There is no remedy to love but to love more.

r One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is Love.

r If I know what love is, it is because of you.

r It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but takes a lifetime to forget someone.

r To the world you may be only one person, But to one person you may be the world.

r A ring is round and has no end ... so is my love for you my friend.

r If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, it will still be you and me.

r It would take a thousand years
A thousand poets
And a thousand words
To correctly tell you how I feel
But why go to such trouble
When I love you has worked far longer
And with only three words.

r Love puts the fun in together,
the sad in apart,
the hope in tomorrow,
the joy in a heart.

r I love you as big as the sky, as tall as the mountains and as deep as the ocean.

r Here's my hand,
reaching out for you
take it darling
it belongs to you.

r It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.

r If you love nothing, what joy have you?

r Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I need it.

r I would love you forever, but forever is not long enough.

r It's the strength in the soul that keeps man alive, it's the love in the heart that gives that life purpose.

r Without air in his lungs man lives but a few moments, without love a man never lives at all.

r Falling in love is a joy, but being in love is a challenge.

r Thank you for teaching my heart to dance among the stars.

r Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend forever

r Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

r Gravity can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

r You'll never know how deep love goes till it's time to say goodbye.

r To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

r There is no remedy for love but to love more.

r I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

r Through all the shadows of doubt, there is one thing I know for certain: I can't live without you.

r I can be with you always, whether you're near or far, for I have roads inside me that take me where you are.

r I love you more now than when you began to read this sentence.

r You may only be one person to the world but you may also be the world to one person!

r Only by the heart, and not the mind,
Can love be measured or defined.

r Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.

r So when you are lonely, remember this is true:
Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you

r Loved you yesterday, Love you still.
Always have, Always will.

r I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me

r Think with your heart
Speak with your soul
Be as in love as you think you are

r Sometimes I just hold you
Too caught up in me to see
I'm holding a fortune that heaven has given to me
I'll try to show you each and every way I can
Now and forever, I will be your man

r There's a love less defined,
And it's yours and it's mine,

r I finally found the one
That makes me feel complete

r I don't want to lose this feeling.
If I could choose a place to die, it would be in your arms.

r The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in.

r At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

r To love another person is to see the face of God.

r Of all the pain, the greatest pain,
It is to love, but in vain.

r Don't let your mind rule over your heart...

r My heart, my life, my soul....she has the key to them all. She has but to turn the key and allow me to surround her...with my warmth and love.

r The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them.

r Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

r Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.

r We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly embracing each other

r A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

r In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person.

r Happiness is finding love through giving love rather than through receiving it.

r A part of you has grown in me, and, so you see, it's you and me, forever, and never apart; maybe in distance but never in heart.

r As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, never have I seen an angel fly so low...

r Any time not spent in love is wasted."

r I cannot show you I love you. Time will show you I love you.

r If you love something...let it go, if it comes back to you it was truly meant to be.

r Know love, know happiness. No love, no happiness.

r The cure for all blunders, the cure for blindness, the cure for crime is. . .Love

r Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you.

r Where there is love there is life.

r I don't need to be wanted, I want to be needed.

r To love is true when it comes from the heart, not from the mouth.

r If you never get your heart broken, you'll never learn to love.

r I walk alone through life's dark night, you are my candle, my shining light!

r To be is to love; to love you is to be.

r If you judge someone, you have no time to love them.

r I love you more today than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.

r True love is out there and it looks for no one. So go get it.

r You can fall in love in an instant. It's letting go that takes time.

r Love means never having to say you're sorry!

r Before you love, learn to run through snow leaving no footprints.

r LOVE - How can such a small word mean so much?

r Love thoughts of tenderness, tried in temptation, strengthered by distress, unmoved by absence, and yet more than all, untired by time.

r To be loved is to live forever in someone's heart.

r Love can make you happy but often times it hurts, but love is only special when you give it to who its worth.

r Love feeds the soul!

r Love today, so you will never have empty yesterdays.

r I was born when you kissed me, and I died when you left me, but I lived for the two weeks you loved me.

r The sound of a kiss is not so loud as a cannon, but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.

r Since I met you "We" has become more magical than "you" or "I".

r If I know what love is, it is because of you.

r You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

r When you can see your un-born children in her arms, you know you really love a woman.

r A life’s worth, in the end, isn’t measured in hours, or dollars. It’s measured by the amount of love exchanged along the way

r Kindness in words creates confidence, kindness in thinking creates profoundness, kindness in giving creates love.

r Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.

r When you feel that all is lost, hold onto your love at any cost.

r Heaven is where the heart is and heart is where the love is

r You're here, there's nothing I fear.

r And remember, as it was written...to love another person is to see the face of God.

r To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, but risk must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

How to say 'I LOVE U' in 100 languages!!

English - I love you 
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief 
Albanian - Te dua 
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) 
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) 
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen 
Bambara - M'bi fe 
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi 
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu 
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo 
Bulgarian - Obicham te 
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah 
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a 
Catalan - T'estimo 
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse 
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda 
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) 
Creol - Mi aime jou 
Croatian - Volim te 
Czech - Miluji te 
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig 
Dutch - Ik hou van jou 
Esperanto - Mi amas vin 
Estonian - Ma armastan sind 
Ethiopian - Afgreki' 
Faroese - Eg elski teg 
Farsi - Doset daram 
Filipino - Mahal kita 
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore 
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort 
Georgian - Mikvarhar 
German - Ich liebe dich 
Greek - S'agapo 
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo 
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw 
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi 
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female) 
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) 
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw 
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hain 
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj 
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta 
Hungarian - Szeretlek 
Icelandic - Eg elska tig 
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw 
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu 
Inuit - Negligevapse 
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat 
Italian - Ti amo 
Japanese - Aishiteru 
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene 
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka 
Kiswahili - Nakupenda 
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho 
Korean - Sarang Heyo 
Latin - Te amo 
Latvian - Es tevi miilu 
Lebanese - Bahibak 
Lithuanian - Tave myliu 
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu 
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu 
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni 
Marathi - Me tula prem karto 
Mohawk - Kanbhik 
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik 
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki 
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni 
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg 
Pandacan - Syota na kita!! 
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka 
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo 
Persian - Doo-set daaram 
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay 
Polish - Kocham Ciebie 
Portuguese - Eu te amo 
Romanian - Te ubesk 
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu 
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort 
Serbian - Volim te 
Setswana - Ke a go rata 
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You') 
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan 
Sioux - Techihhila 
Slovak - Lu`bim ta 
Slovenian - Ljubim te 
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo 
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe 
Swedish - Jag alskar dig 
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di 
Tagalog - Mahal kita 
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li 
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe 
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen 
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu 
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male) 
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) 
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum 
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu 
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo 
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female) 
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male) 
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu 
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh 
Yoruba - Mo ni fe